My buddy likes to brag and trust me he will brag about almost anything. I just got off the phone to him a few minutes ago and once again he was at his best. He told me how he’d hooked up with a girl the night before and they’d spent the entire night having sex. I asked him how in the hell he kept his dick that hard for so long, his answer made no sense at all but I didn’t bother taking it further.

From what he was telling me he was able to do it simply because he wanted it. Like seriously… who doesn’t want to keep it up all night if you’ve got a fuck-happy girl? we all do, but just because we want it doesn’t mean it is going to happen. I was so sick of hearing his crap that I decided it was time to shut him up once and for all.

I called one of my old fuck buddy girlfriends and told her exactly what he told me and then I asked if she’d be down to do the same. I think she said yes simply because she wanted to see if I could go all night, but what she didn’t know was I’d already got some dick pill tablets online. Now I am going to show them both up and in all honesty, I can’t wait to see their faces!