Yo, man, do you know what it is like to be a PIMP with an 9 inch dick? Probably not, so I am gonna tell you what it is like. It is a lot of hard fucking work, yo!

Take these two fine blonde ladies for example. I am supposed to be dropping them off at a sweet location I scouted out last night while I was cruising downtown. Only I have one big problem, my big ass dick. These bitches are so cock hungry for it they don’t want to play with little white boy cock and Asian stunt cocks, theyjust want my 9 inches of black meat in every nook and cranny of their skinny, tight-assed bodies.

I have got a cousin named Leo. He comes around once in a while and we show these bitches a combined 18 inches of pain. Chicks go bananas like the combined action is like a stick of PCP or somethin.

I don’t get it. 18 inches of pain in every hole isn’t like satin and cocoa butter and shit. It is hole stretching, skin taring pain. While I am retooling a bitches piping she is squeeling and realing around like a fish out of water mated with a cat. I guess it is like spicy hot wings. I am talking flaming hot, call the fire department wings. Would you eat them any other way?

Leo and I prefer to fuck white, latina and asian bitches the most because they have never seen cock this size before. You can see our free samples at 18InchesofPain.com and see what keeps girls coming back and only wanting black dong. Get a pass and we’ll even throw in access to our other big cock sites!